Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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