Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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