Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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