...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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