My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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