i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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