It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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