Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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