Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
this hospital has no fireball
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Randomize
