big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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