OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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