let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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