so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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