If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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