google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
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