How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
zippers are such a cool invention
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Alive.
So much puke
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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