brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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