Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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