she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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