God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Randomize
