I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
you made out with another girl for some wings
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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