I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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