Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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