he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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