i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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