Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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