cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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