you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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