maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
He better not be in your backpack
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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