If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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