wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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