i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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