Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Randomize
