i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
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