Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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