talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
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