I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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