Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
May the power of my ass compel you!!
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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