Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
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