But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
