Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
