Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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