on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize
