is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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