covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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