Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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