Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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