Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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