happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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