Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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