Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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