Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
i now understand why vodka
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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