party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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